Recent Movie Viewings

Jason Takes Manhatten (FT13th8)
Wow, definitely one of the worst movies i've ever seen (is it over yet? no? now? no? dammit!). not many movies are more poorly written and i don't think i've ver seen a less scary "horror" movie. Ridiculous amounts of young jason, huge gaps in logic (they are in a life boat on the hudson river, but can't find shore? it's a f@#$ing river!). 0/4 stars...

The Warriors (ultimate directors edition)
OK, i still like this movie, but i now realize there probably isn't a movie out there w/ worse continuity. I can't even list all the problems but you really have to wonder if anyone bothered to watch the damn thing before they released it...i mean you people are professionals aren't you? Some cool old school graffiti in the city shots, though. 2/4 stars (nothing special about the special edition)...

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A movie about a child killer musta been super shocking back in the day...but man is fritz lang one of the most overrated directors ever. 1/4 stars (terrible if you consider how often it is held up as a classic)...

The Beast of Yucca Flats
The assholes who made this movie seem to actively hate movie making. But, the narration is so aweful it is hilarious, and the fact that no one talks while looking at the screen is awesome (it was shot silently to save money). an mst3k treat. 0/4 stars...